welcome to the boring page.
this page was created in dos-edit. it is best viewed with whatever browser you happen to have handy.
this page is not under construction. it's gonna stay just like it is. forever.
all around the web, folks are trying to outdo one another, with "a little more this" and "a little more that".
we at the boring page just don't have the energy. in fact, it was all we could do to rustle up this thing.
we've even got boring source code. take a look, if you're one of those people who cares about code.
We don't even have a title in the top bar of your browser window. that's how boring this page is.
would you like to see some pictures? well, we don't have any. but, we've heard that some folks do. maybe you could bring us back some.
see, people today are just too lazy. everywhere you go, it's "action, action, action."
here we rely on nothing but the printed word. yeah, it's boring, but at least we're not selling out to the flashy and the glamourous.
can you see the clickable image map? no? that's because we don't have one.
are you here to see our list of cool links? well, if you really need us to tell you other places on the web you can go, maybe you should turn off the computer now.
downloads? yeah, right.
let us know what you think of our site -- please fill out our feedback form, which will be delivered to...yeah, yeah, yeah...we crack ourselves up.
you think a neato cgi script would spice up the page? maybe a search engine of boring things or something. no -- that's probably not a good idea. we wouldn't want to rock the boat, would we? if it ain't broke, don't fix it. right?
that would probably be best. we'll just leave 'er like she is.
we'll be here. ok, we'll do just one link. If you're wondering who made this page, you can click here.